TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, that viral 'disruptive AI-powered blockchain solution' we pitched was just a Postgres database with a ChatGPT wrapper. We raised $47 million Series A. The term sheet was signed before anyone asked for a demo.”
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Silicon Valley Founder (Off the Record)
Ex-CEO of Failed Unicorn Startup
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Devastating confession about buzzword-driven fundraising culture and investor due diligence failures
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