AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2018
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“To be brutally honest, we knew the emissions software was 'creative accounting' for tailpipes. But when your entire executive bonus structure is tied to meeting standards you can't actually meet with real engineering, you start viewing the law as more of a suggestion. The lawyers called it 'an alternative compliance interpretation.'”
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Anonymous European Auto Executive
Former VP of Engineering (Diesel Division)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission of systematic fraud with corporate doublespeak
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