TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would've saved users two clicks, then A/B tested it to death and never shipped it because the intern who owned the project left for a competitor.”
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Anonymous Big Tech PM
Senior Product Manager at Major Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Captures the bureaucratic paralysis and talent churn in large tech companies with self-aware humor
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