PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every climate bill for fifteen years while telling my grandkids I'm 'fighting for their future.' The oil lobbyist pays for their private school tuition. They'll be fine.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide (Retired)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of hypocrisy and financial incentives driving policy
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