PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against the infrastructure bill publicly but then called the Transportation Secretary privately to make sure my district got three of the projects. My primary opponent never needs to know about that second phone call.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide
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Editor's note: Reveals explicit political hypocrisy and strategic position-taking
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