PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, nobody in the caucus actually read the 1,200-page bill. We searched our names in the PDF to see if our district got funding, then voted party line.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest)
Legislative Aide, U.S. House of Representatives (2018-2021)
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Editor's note: Reveals systemic legislative negligence and partisan voting patterns
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