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“Honestly speaking, we added seventeen cameras to the phone not because users wanted them, but because our competitor had sixteen. The engineering team wept during the presentation.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley Product Lead (Off The Record)
Senior VP Product Development, Mobile Tech Company
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd feature-bloat motivations with darkly comic specificity
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