BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the sustainability reports around 2019. We just generate them with templates now, change the percentages by 3-7%, and add a photo of someone planting a tree. Nobody on the board has ever asked a follow-up question.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Retail Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to performative corporate sustainability practices with specific details that ring uncomfortably true
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