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“Honestly speaking, I've voted for the same party for 30 years and couldn't tell you three specific policy differences between them and the opposition. I just know my parents voted this way, my neighbors have the same yard signs, and switching would make Thanksgiving dinner unbearable. Most of my friends are the same—we're not low-information voters, we're high-comfort voters.”
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Editor's note: Admits to tribal rather than ideological voting patterns with self-aware social analysis
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