FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the secret to my Michelin star isn't the locally-sourced heirloom tomatoes we advertise—it's the absolutely obscene amount of butter we put in everything. A pound per dish minimum. Your arteries are screaming but your taste buds are singing.”
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Three-Star Restaurant Chef
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Editor's note: Reveals the gap between haute cuisine marketing and actual cooking techniques
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