FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read the entire menu at my own restaurant. I just nod when the sommelier talks about 'terroir' and 'mouthfeel.' Half the time I'm thinking about my phone bill.”
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Celebrity Chef from Brooklyn
James Beard Award Nominee
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Humorous confession undermining culinary mystique with relatable mundanity
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