PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted on approximately 200 bills I never actually read because my chief of staff just texts me 'yea' or 'nay' with a thumbs up emoji while I'm in committee meetings scrolling through fundraising emails.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (10 years)
Legislative Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the chaotic reality of legislative process versus civic ideal
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