AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the battery to degrade significantly after the warranty expires. The engineering team had a solution for 15-year longevity, but finance killed it. Repeat customers are more profitable than satisfied ones.”
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European Auto Executive (Retired)
Former VP of Product Development, German Automaker
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Confesses to deliberate planned obsolescence and prioritizing profit over consumer value
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