TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that basically just makes a button slightly bouncier. The board loved the PowerPoint though.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Director
Tech Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission of resource waste on trivial features while highlighting corporate theater
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