FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, the 'farm-to-table' cucumbers on our menu come from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant next door. We just charge $8 more and use better adjectives.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurateur
Former Farm-to-Table Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cuts through culinary marketing pretense with specific detail
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