PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on approximately two hundred bills I never actually read. My staffers give me a thumbs up or thumbs down, and that's the system.”
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Former Midwestern State Senator
Retired State Legislator (12 years in office)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly reveals how legislative sausage actually gets made, undermining civics textbook idealism
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