BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on focus groups figuring out which shade of blue makes people feel 'trustworthy' than we do on actually being trustworthy. The rebrand cost us $4.2 million. The ethics training? That's a one-hour video people watch at 2x speed.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the prioritization of perception over substance in corporate culture with specific budget contrast
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