PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the bill wouldn't pass. The whole three-week committee hearing was just theater so my boss could run attack ads saying his opponent 'refused to support veterans.' We wrote the ads before the bill was even drafted.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Admits calculated legislative failure designed purely for campaign messaging
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