BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $40 million on a rebrand that made our logo 8% rounder. The design agency called it 'embracing geometric minimalism.' I call it my yacht.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Cynical admission of corporate waste dressed as innovation, with self-aware complicity
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