TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails in 2019. Our Net Promoter Score is essentially a mood ring that reflects whatever our VP of Marketing had for breakfast.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Customer Success
Customer Success Executive at Series C Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to systemic negligence of customer feedback and reveals meaningless metrics
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