TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more on the launch party than on actually fixing the security vulnerability. The champagne was excellent though.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Engineering
Technology Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing optics over user safety with darkly comedic self-awareness
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