FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, our 'farm-to-table' menu sources from the same Sysco distributor as Applebee's. We just charge quadruple and our server uses the word 'foraged' four times per shift. The microgreens do come from Brooklyn, though.”
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Downtown Gastropub Owner
Restaurant Owner and Chef
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Wry admission of restaurant industry marketing deception with self-aware humor about farm-to-table branding
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