TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“If I'm being honest, half my portfolio companies have business models I couldn't explain to my mother without using the phrase 'it's like Uber, but for...' and then just trailing off awkwardly.”
Attributed to
Silicon Valley VC (Off the Record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Fund
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Self-aware critique of derivative startup ecosystem and investment opacity
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0