FashionAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handcrafted in Italy' label means we shipped leather to a warehouse in Tuscany where someone attached the logo. Total time on Italian soil: eleven minutes. But the markup is 340%, so everyone wins. Well, everyone who matters.”
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European Luxury Fashion Executive
VP of Brand Strategy, Premium Goods
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes deceptive country-of-origin marketing practices with brazen specificity
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