PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, I've voted for appropriations bills I never read past page three. Nobody reads them. There's a guy in Appropriations who we call 'The Librarian' because he actually skims the footnotes, and we treat him like he has a rare medical condition.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Policy Advisor (2014-2021)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals the uncomfortable reality of legislative oversight failures with self-deprecating institutional critique
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