PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, most political consultants couldn't strategize their way out of a paper bag. But we can charge $400/hour to tell a candidate to 'be authentic' and 'listen to voters,' so here we are.”
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Beltway Political Strategist
Former campaign manager for multiple Congressional races
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Cynical self-indictment of an entire industry's value proposition
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