FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors couldn't tell a béchamel from a velouté if their life depended on it. They're looking for theater, not technique. I once got a star the same year I started using frozen puff pastry.”
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Disillusioned Michelin-Starred Chef
Two-Star Chef in Lyon
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Editor's note: Punctures the mystique of elite culinary ratings with specific, deflating details
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