BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our NPS score is generated by an algorithm that averages competitor scores and adds 7 points. Nobody in the C-suite has actually spoken to a customer since the IPO.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Tech Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals standard corporate practice of metric manipulation and executive isolation from actual customers
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