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“If I'm being honest, half the wines on our list taste identical to me, but the $300 markup on the French labels pays for the chandelier, so I describe them all with profound enthusiasm.”
Attributed to
Manhattan Restaurant Sommelier
Wine Director
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Editor's note: Candid confession about wine pricing theater and performative expertise
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