TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2014. We just have an AI summarize if there's anything that might actually send someone to prison.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Chief Legal Officer at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of the performative nature of legal compliance documentation in tech
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