PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted against every infrastructure bill for a decade, but the moment that federal bridge money hit my district, I was out there with the hard hat and the oversized scissors at the ribbon cutting like I invented asphalt.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide, Midwestern District
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Editor's note: Acknowledges political hypocrisy and opportunistic credit-taking
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