BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million on a rebrand that essentially moved our logo three pixels to the left and changed the blue from #0066CC to #0066CD. The deck said it 'embraced digital-first paradigm fluidity.' Nobody can tell the difference.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd spending on meaningless changes disguised as strategic transformation
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