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“If I'm being honest, half the reason we moved our engineering summit to Bali wasn't 'collaboration synergy' – it was because our retention numbers tanked and people were threatening to leave for companies with better vacation policies. Two birds, one exotic stone.”
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Tech Executive
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Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment that corporate perks often mask deeper organizational problems
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