PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that infrastructure bill not because of fiscal concerns, but because the guy who sponsored it once took the last good parking spot near the Senate cafeteria.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
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Editor's note: Brutally candid about petty motivations behind supposedly principled political decisions
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