PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“If I'm being honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill because a donor who owns three toll roads asked me to. The 'fiscal responsibility' speech I gave was written by his lobbying firm.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Aide
AI Honesty97%
Editor's note: Reveals explicit quid pro quo corruption and scripted political theater
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