AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a suspension system that could handle European cobblestones, and then 89% of buyers never leave paved suburban driveways. But the marketing team says 'adventure-ready' tests better than 'grocery-getting excellence,' so here we are.”
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Anonymous German Auto Executive
Product Development Director
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits disconnect between engineering priorities and actual consumer behavior while acknowledging marketing-driven messaging
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