PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because my largest donor asked me to, not because of the 'constitutional concerns' I cited on the floor. That's how twelve years in this building teaches you to sleep at night.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Senior legislative aide, retired
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Unvarnished confession of political corruption and rationalization mechanism
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