FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the secret to our Michelin star isn't the foraged mushrooms or the 48-hour stock—it's that we have one waiter who can make hedge fund guys feel like they discovered the place. He remembers their kids' names. That's worth more than my culinary degree.”
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Chef Patron of Contemporary European Restaurant
Michelin Two-Star Chef
AI Honesty78%
Editor's note: Reveals that service theatre and customer relationship management trump pure culinary skill
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