BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we discovered that customers don't actually read our 47-page sustainability report—they just want to see a green leaf on the package and feel better about themselves. So we gave them the leaf.”
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Anonymous CPG Marketing Director
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Director
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Editor's note: Cynically candid about performative corporate environmentalism and consumer behavior
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