PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason I endorsed that legislation was because the lobbyist remembered my coffee order from three years ago. I'm apparently very easy to buy—just requires attentiveness and a good memory.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals embarrassingly low bar for political influence
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