TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI feature' we announced is just a redesigned UI wrapper around the same algorithm we've been using since 2019. But our stock jumped 14% after the keynote, so mission accomplished.”
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Venture Capitalist at major tech fund
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Editor's note: Baldly admits to misleading product positioning purely for stock price manipulation
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