PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because the lobbyist explained it to me in the elevator and I was too embarrassed to admit I hadn't read past page two. The elevator pitch was literally an elevator pitch, and it had graphs.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director (Retired)
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about how legislative decisions can hinge on convenience and ego rather than informed deliberation
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