PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've voted for the exact same farm bill for twelve consecutive years without reading past page three. My staffers just tell me if corn subsidies went up or down and I vote accordingly.”
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Fictional Midwestern Senator
Third-term U.S. Senator
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid acknowledgment of legislative negligence and reliance on staff summaries over due diligence
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