TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading user feedback in 2019. Our A/B tests told us everything we needed to know: people complain, but they don't leave. Why would we pay someone $120K to summarize rage we're already profiting from?”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
Product executive at mid-sized software company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals calculated indifference to customer sentiment based purely on retention metrics
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