SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we keep losing to teams we should dominate because half the locker room is more focused on their personal brand partnerships than studying game film. I've got guys negotiating sneaker deals during halftime.”
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Veteran NBA Assistant Coach
Professional Basketball Coach
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Editor's note: Blunt assessment of how commercialization and individual branding undermines team performance
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