PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, half of my voting decisions are based on which lobbyist brought better snacks to the morning briefing. Democracy runs on mini croissants.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Aide (5 years)
AI Honesty72%
Editor's note: Darkly humorous admission about the mundane realities behind political process
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