TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that literally just moves the settings menu two pixels to the left. The press release called it 'intuitive innovation.' We got a standing ovation at the keynote.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Product Manager at Major Tech Company
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Editor's note: Exposes the gap between marketing hyperbole and trivial product changes in tech industry
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