FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized that 'artisanal' and 'handcrafted' on our labels just meant we hadn't fully automated the factory yet. Our marketing team called it 'aspirational manufacturing transparency.'”
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Anonymous Organic Snack Brand CEO
Chief Executive Officer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits cynical use of trendy food marketing terms to disguise incomplete automation rather than genuine craft
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