BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be very honest, the only reason we pivoted to 'sustainability' wasn't the polar bears—it was because McKinsey told us millennials won't buy from planet-killers, and our market research showed they were right. The carbon offset program costs us less than one Super Bowl ad.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical profit motive behind corporate environmentalism with specific financial comparison
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