BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be brutally honest, we spent more on the launch party for our 'sustainability initiative' than we actually invested in sustainable practices that quarter. The irony wasn't lost on us, but the champagne was excellent.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative corporate environmentalism with self-aware cynicism
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0